Funniest People on Twitter

Here are the Top 10 funniest people I follow on twitter. I'll be listing more comedians and bloggers that I like soon. You can also follow me. I retweet their fun tweets at @funniestpeople

@MeetMyMachete : Example Tweet : Nothing it more sexy than me walking around the lake with nothing but my mask on.

@Lord_Voldemort7 : Example Tweet : Hannah Montana sings you're "One in a million". World population is 7 billion, so there are 7000 just like you. Still feel fucking special?

@RobHuebel : Example Tweet : When people ask how your weekend was, get real quiet...start crying...ask if they can keep a secret...then say..."I made love to a ghost"

@NowADad : Example Tweet : Unless you do your laundry naked, your never really done

@NotGaryBusey : Example Tweet : I would much rather get walked in on masturbating rather than get walked in on taking a selfie.

@EliBraden : Example Tweet : A bookworm reads a lot of books. A tapeworm listens to a lot of books on tape.

@CobraCommander : Example Tweet : Cobra's never had a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. I don't care if dry humping dead moose is your thing, just kill Joes.

@TheSulk : Example Tweet : Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't.

@Edgar_Allan_Poe : Example Tweet : Joy is a fragile bird that the majority of people subconsciously enjoy crushing under their heels.

@JokeBlogger : Example Tweet : Joke of the Day .....