Funniest People on Twitter
@MeetMyMachete : Example Tweet : Nothing it more sexy than me walking around the lake with nothing but my mask on.
@ShitMyDadSays : Example Tweet : Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you
@RobHuebel : Example Tweet : When people ask how your weekend was, get real quiet...start crying...ask if they can keep a secret...then say..."I made love to a ghost"
@NowADad : Example Tweet : Unless you do your laundry naked, your never really done
@DarthVader : Example Tweet : That half time show did more to crush the morale of the rebellion in 30 minutes than I ever did.
@Lord_Voldemort7 : Example Tweet : Hannah Montana sings you're "One in a million". World population is 7 billion, so there are 7000 just like you. Still feel fucking special?
@CobraCommander : Example Tweet : Cobra's never had a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. I don't care if dry humping dead moose is your thing, just kill Joes.
@TheSulk : Example Tweet : Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't.
@Edgar_Allan_Poe : Example Tweet : Joy is a fragile bird that the majority of people subconsciously enjoy crushing under their heels.
@EliBraden : Example Tweet : A bookworm reads a lot of books. A tapeworm listens to a lot of books on tape.